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This cat sounds like like cheburashka wtf
Ж: Как тирг делает? (How does the Tiger do it?)
К: РггААААХх
Ж: Ох какой! (Oh, look at him!)
How @hentaihotsauce would be with a cat
How does the cat meow in Russian
Because its a russian cat
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Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.
To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.
I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…
Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.
Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.
One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.
This is the best band post
Everyone else go home
Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this
which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
Who does that?
This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.
Julius IdontgivaFucik
More like Julius Fuckit
Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share
It’s back again!
being weird together is a love language
me, catching myself sharing something i wouldn't say to just anyone because i wouldn't want them to think i'm not "normal" with someone i love without any hesitation because i'm not worried they'll judge me for it: oh... intimacy
Meet Marius! He’s my MC for The Arcana game! He/they pronouns only. Can you guess who he went for?
(Quarantine’s been really fuckin with me so GUESS WHO STARTED PLAYING THE ARCANA AND NOW ITS MY SPECIAL INTEREST YEEHAW SEND HELP IM IN TOO DEEP)
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Just a quick comic of my Arcana oc Selene and the one and only Julian - human disaster - Devorak that we all know and adore!
The dialogue was based on a scene from the live action version of Aladdin!
@mypunkpansexualtwin ‘s Mhairi and Portia!
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this blessed post keeps popping up on my dash so I had to to it for the Aquarian goddess herself~
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I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.
guy interrogating me: What’s the passcode?
me: Ah fuck. I think it might be 792.....4?
me: Actually no I think it starts with a 2.
me:
me: Yeah I usually just rely on muscle memory for it. Do you think you could get a keypad in here? That might be faster.
guy interrogating me: who do you work for?!
me: Okay, so this is super embarrassing. I know he told me his name when we first met but I forgot and at this point it would be weird if I asked him for his name again, right? So I just kind of go with “sir” whenever I have to talk to him. It might be David though. He looks like a David.
me, after being extracted: bad news guys, I totally blew Dave’s cover.
my boss: Wait, what?
me: Yeah, like they had knives and shit and it was kind of stressful so I just told them that my contact’s name was David Johnson. Really sorry about that.
boss: We don’t have a David Johnson working for us. Are you thinking of James?
me:
me: Good news, guys, I did not blow James’ cover!
Enemy 1: So, how did the interrogation go?
Enemy 2: We got nothing. All they did was ramble on about their childhood trauma for two hours.
Enemy 1: Hmm. maybe lower the dose of the truth serum next time.
Enemy 2: We didn’t use truth serum.
Pixar’s love for tiny details strikes again
I know this is supposed to have deep meaning but someone PLEASE edit this into Loss
“MC? MC?! Please don’t leave me here! I beg you, I am so sorry.” Lucio indeed said he imagine MC a few times, but he didn’t say if they were good or bad imaginations.
Julian and Lucio flirting be like:
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I’ve been wanting to do a thing like this for a while. Behold my amazing animu mongah skills there wow swoons
2016 rendition!
She finally has hands!
She’s on her way!
Wooshing that skirt a bit more!
Trying a softer approach!
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