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I’m Big

And What’s More? Im Green

listen if you can’t handle me calling spiderham “john mulaney’s marvel sponsored fursona” then just go ahead and block me now, it only gets worse from here buddy pal

he’s beautiful 

who?

the bisexual boy reading this

@biromantica

i want a Fucking Joint

was watching the bachelorette and one of the dudes was mauled by an invisible force. he was bleeding out the floor and no one noticed? no one called an ambulance. does this happen normally?

yeah that was the bachelorette, it’s how she

chooses

agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

Was it Paul Ryan that claimed to be a RATM fan? Like, nationally? In public? On TV? And then RATM came out and shut him down?

The band is called Rage Against THE MACHINE Do these fuckers think that they just don’t like that one shirtless guy’s standup bit???? What do they think THE LITERAL MACHINE IN THE FUCKING NAME is?

Okay but who will win in the final showdown when they finally rage against Florance and her machine??

this post came into my house, took me by the ankles and swung me into every available surface