pie of the day

god. god. im glad i have the gay gene so i can listen to abba and lose my fucking MIND. its so sad straight people cant appreciate abba like we do

shout out to the little monk in each of my cells that transcribes my DNA by candle light

stop unhinging your jaw you’re scaring all the hos

Hoes*

seriously? in front of the hoes?

hos*

Whoever started this grind culture deserves to be kicked in the pussy I hate you and I hate working hard fuck you

Girls will deadass sit there and tell you a story that they were 100% the antagonist of lmao

Gays posting grindr screenshots

Somebody has probably imagined killing you

‪gun to your head which of the 7 dwarves are you fucking‬

girl help my womb is wandering around upsetting my balance of humours 

that’s hysterical