an entity of inconveniences

broooooo ahaha that's so epic. do you mind if i grow fond of you

smith college girls for i-d magazine 2004

"my great grandmother who survived 3 wars and raised 10 children by herself while working in a factory watching me go to therapy because my parents yelled at me" ok but your great grandmother was also miserable. maybe your great grandmother would be happy you try your best to not be miserable

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

i really think that by now any program that does the predicted time of download/install thing should wait a little bit before showing a predicted time, to make it more accurate and stuff. but at the same time i hope they dont because starting a download and seeing the software freak out like "oh my fucking god this is going to finish in 300 years we are FUCKED" is a wonderful joy that everyone should get to experience

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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OOPS TOO DEEP

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I mostly post the good things about having a kid but god damn this fucking sucks he won’t stop crying and begging for the fart gun from despicable me because he saw it at the store and now saw it on the movie. I’m going insane but I understand he’s very emotional right now. Still though why are kids so annoying sometimes, he’s not normally like this with random shit he sees at the store.

#unfortunately hierarchy of needs for most parents does include not having to listen to the fucking fart gun (via @sweetlyfez)

idk how many more "higher temperature is expected today"s i got left in me

the funniest possible Live Action Remake that Disney could make, and I would actually watch, is Cars

no eyes on the windshields, no faces, just footage of real cars

SOOOOO funny when you’re having a strong emotion and your logical brain KNOWS you’re overreacting but you literally can’t do anything about it.

side benefit of communal all-gender restrooms is that they may be our best chance to shame cis men into washing their hands

i was in a communal all-gender restroom today and as i was washing my hands a middle-aged man came out of one of the stalls, started to make for the door, clocked me standing at the sinks, and changed course to wash his hands with a real hangdog look on his face

I'm inordinately amused that the phrase "that's how it is on this bitch of an earth" entered the Tumblr lexicon—not just because it's an authentic quote from Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Godot, but because somehow Beckett wrote a line in perfect Internet Dialect 50 years before the internet became widespread