septembaer with me

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

They're actually a really dark purple

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

The heart wants what the heart wants

this reads like a muppet sketch

You're not wrong

World Heritage Post

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

this is so late renaissance early mannerism. the controversial male nudity? the lighting and value on the figure of emphasis?? him bathed in light and placed ABOVE while the police are clad in dark and BELOW?? Uh HES HITTING THE CONTRAPPOSTO??

“Polyamorous relationships never work out anyway” skill issue maybe you just suck

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app