Lookit all mah Cows!

i love reading gacha game reviews like yeah the devs are super generous with the currency they just made up

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

you were the control

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo

Does anyone have that geats gif where the guy is dodging bullets by doing the fish flop

happy first day of pride everyone

Men will spend 25% of their day thinking about how they could American sniper their way out of the zombie apocalypse no problem and then they’ll walk into the bathroom and miss the toilet from half a foot away

Men will be like “I would NEVER murder someone but if I did I know exactly how I’d get away with it” and then one day you’ll be in a situation with them where they need to mop a floor and they won’t even know how

i am genuinely so curious as to what went into the skyrim design choice that, when enemies are low health, they beg for their lives…but if you leave them, they just get straight back up again and start killing you

Todd Howard can't comprehend mercy.

no music 🐔

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe

Why?

There’s something wrong with me