uh do whatever you want i'm super dead

Having a good pen that you use at work is like. If anything happened to this pen I would kill everyone in this building including my coworkers

Women love me for my decent pen. They love how smoothly it writes. Sometimes they want to borrow it and I have to threaten their lives to make sure I get it back

I thought I lost my pen today and I almost started crying

People keep calling Tommy shepherd straight and it’s gonna make me violent, he did not have epic bi4bi sex with his boyfriend in master pandemonium’s house to be treated this way

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

That's called being an adult

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

i dont enjoy writing as a hobby because it feels like when people try to take pictures of mirrors to sell online and clearly put effort into minimizing their reflection but theres still an arm and phone in the frame or you can see their fucked up carpeted kitchen in the background with like a wall to wall collection of dusty antlers. im saying someone will notice i have a weird house because i was so focused on nobody noticing that i was naked while taking a pic of this mirror for craigslist and i cant have that but im not getting dressed because its my house. you understand of course