this time things are going to be wonderful

anything for my princess 🩵

communist zohran forcing us to roast alive at 172F

Wash your hands, wash your produce, cook it ideally, and advocate for farm workers to have access to safe and hygienic toilet facilities

Rest in peace Sam 🕊️ 1947-2026

Thaisha "i effortlessly created a new technicolor angel named Kaedra" Lloy there's no one in Araman that will ever be on your level

Lindsey "Ladybug" Graham is dead! Rest in piss!

This is what I woke up to this morning lmao

As for McConnell, as I said in an earlier post, he probably has the "ratfuck my own death to cheat the Democrats out of one last seat" provision written into his will, and will die doing what he loved: being a hardcore racist obstructionist cheating fuck destroying democracy and progress for no good reason at all. I still think Andy Beshear should call their bluff, announce that he's suing to challenge the dipshit "wah wah the governor can't pick a replacement because he's a Democrat" law that the KY legislature dutifully passed on Mitch's orders, and then appoint a Black woman to McConnell's seat. Trust me, if Mitch is within a country MILE of consciousness, the screaming will be heard across ye olde Appalachians. Do it, Beshear. Doooooooooo itttttttttttt.

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

LOLOLOL

Barbara Broccoli: correction, you bought the rights to be told if you can make a Bond movie and I say no