living on a latte and a prayer

says soooooo much about my dad when "your aunt says your dad is maybe dying" is met with "i mean. is he or is he just trying to manipulate his way back into contact?"

i be out here swinging for mike flanagan and then he makes margaret white a non-abusive protective parent and im like. please mike. please i'm getting my ass beat here

nominating every single white cast member of the pitt for an emmy and snubbing isa briones who carried HALF THEIR ARCS THIS SEASON is FUCKING WILD

literally the only thing worse than passing a clot so bad you bleed through your clothes and having to tell your 27 year old male manager about it is him being SUPER kind and understanding about it

i need mike faist to originate a role in a new broadway musical production so that i can listen to him sing without having to think of how dark-sided dear evan hansen is or how embarrassingly untalented ansel elgort is

i have a butch lesbian in her sixties in my department at work and at the beginning of june i said "ok girl any time something minorly inconveniences you this month you get to say BUT ITS PRIDE MONTH???? okay" and last night one of the boys asked her to do something and she went NO ITS THE LAST DAY OF GAY MONTH and then looked to me like :D? and i almost died