living on a latte and a prayer

a few years ago one of my co-workers was like I GOTTA ASK YOU SOMETHING DON'T GET OFFENDED and i was like oh good off to a great start. what. and she was like "why is it when two girls start dating even if they're both hot girls one starts dressing like a boy. WOULDN'T YOU WANT TO BE THE HOT GIRL AND DATE THE HOT GIRL" and i think about it every time i go hard femme and my girlfriend goes butch LMAO

saw someone on twitter refer to mstief as "maggie" and i was like "who the fuck is maggie" even though the tweet literally said sarchengsey in it

we were liars the book was not nearly as devastating as the show but it does some very cool things with the ghostliness that the show couldn't really do because it would've spoiled too much too soon

"the leviticus boys are sooooo pynch coded" not in my world. not in the world im living in

NOT GILES :(

today i took my book on a field trip and went to the POOL and laid out in the SUN and finished we were liars and DIDNT CRY AND GET SALTWATER TRACKS THROUGH MY SUNSCREEN and then i went SWIMMING

i also said that with my whole chest like any of the mandated reporters at MY high school did a damn thing even though i got pulled out of class by guidance counselors to ask if i was being abused multiple times