it takes one to rogue one

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

if I saw a loud noise I'd look at it just like this

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

have you tried listening to Janelle Monae's 2018 Album Dirty Computer we should all try listening to Janelle Monae's 2018 Album Dirty Computer

Hate how much A Little Treat has infested me. Any small discomfort and I'm immediately like oooo maybe exchanging money for goods and services will fix this situation.