ostendes tuum et ostendam meus?

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Ponder like an uncle but post with a nephews spirit