we are all stardust and stories

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

she marxed down the stairs leninistly

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

the treasure island prequel that makes me go crazy and hurt myself and others

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

did they ever figure out how to put thoughts into words. did they ever get on top of that

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you