we are all stardust and stories

chatgpt didn’t invent the emdash and they can’t fucking have it. it’s mine.

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

the treasure island prequel that makes me go crazy and hurt myself and others

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

did they ever figure out how to put thoughts into words. did they ever get on top of that

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

what if the solution to all your problems is to get really into the history of polar exploration. Have you tried that

google search how to interact with other human beings in a way that another human being might consider normal or even acceptable

very disappointing when someone says "the bird app" and for one lovely moment I think they are talking about Merlin Bird ID by Cornell Lab, the free app that allows you to identify birds by appearance or sound, make a list of birds you have seen, and explore all the birds native to your region.... and then I realize they are talking about twitter.