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Luke Skywalker in The Mandalorian but it’s Toxic by Britney Spears
I’m gonna propose something: if your combat/ass-kicking sequence can’t fit to a top 40 female-vocalist Banger like “Toxic” or “Mama Mia” or “I Need a Hero” you’re not Doing It Right.
this is the first full scene from The Mandalorian that I've ever seen and it is now canon forever in my head
How many of spouses must be present at wedding for marriage to be valid.
@ mutuals we have all just gotten legally married in montana
No, but here’s the funniest bit about it: Montana has a thing called double marriage by proxy. You see, it still requires some kind of ceremony for a couple to be married, but you can have people standing in for both couples, allowing it to essentially become marriage by phone.
So there are two people in Helena whose job it is to get married, over and over again, standing in for other people and allowing their marriages to become legal.
*psst* the information in this post would be a very good foundation for a fic on AO3
It’s true, although it’s apparently in a town called Kalispell rather than in the capital Helena
A double proxy marriage is a marriage conducted by authority of the State of Montana which allows the parties to become married without either one being present before the civil judge who performs the marriage. One party in a double-proxy marriage must be either a Montana resident or a member of the armed forces on active duty. These marriages are recognized in every state but Iowa. The marriages can be arranged through a web site MarriageByProxy.com which charges about $500 plus about $400 in costs for the court, the proxies who stand in, and the license fees.
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Kalispell morphed into a wedding chapel for absentees five years ago [this article is from 2016, so that would be 2011], when a soldier from Montana, serving in Iraq, wanted to marry his pregnant Italian girlfriend. The soldier’s family asked a lawyer named Dean Knapton to research a rumor that Montana allowed double-proxy weddings. The answer, to his surprise, was yes.
It seems the law had been on Montana’s books for at least several decades, perhaps to accommodate soldiers during World War II. But its purpose became lost to time, like some once-urgent law banning bowling on the Sabbath — until its resurrection by Mr. Knapton.
A more recent article notes that the number of double-proxy marriages has gone way up since the start of the Covid-19 pandemic. That article notes that double-proxy marriages have been legal in Montana since the 1860s, so it’s been around for quite a while
Can we just note how funny it is that 48 other states just went with the flow and decided to recognize these marriages as valid and just Iowa specifically decided to be a grouch about it
I mean have you met Iowa?
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Tell me, do you know what day it is Evey? November the 4th? Not anymore
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you can only reblog this today
Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work
A short thing about “weird triggers” inspired by this that I’ll end up deleting later honestly-
You can reblog this but like... don’t fuck around??? I won’t hesitate with the block button on this I swear to fuck I won’t.
Well this doubled in notes in like three hours so... I’m glad other people are finding this validating
Hearing fractions of multi digit numbers for me (for example: 170 over fifty) is a huge trigger for me when I hear them spoken aloud
To the point I have noticeable physical reactions
Yes, lets imagine a world WITHOUT MUSLIMS, shall we?
Without Muslims you wouldn’t have:
Coffee
Cameras
Experimental Physics
Chess
Soap
Shampoo
Perfume/spirits
Irrigation
Crank-shaft, internal combustion engine, valves, pistons
Combination locks
Architectural innovation (pointed arch -European Gothic cathedrals adopted this technique as it made the building much stronger, rose windows, dome buildings, round towers, etc.)
Surgical instruments
Anesthesia
Windmill
Treatment of Cowpox
Fountain pen
Numbering system
Algebra/Trigonometry
Modern Cryptology
3 course meal (soup, meat/fish, fruit/nuts)
Crystal glasses
Carpets
Checks
Gardens used for beauty and meditation instead of for herbs and kitchen.
University
Optics
Music
Toothbrush
Hospitals
Bathing
Quilting
Mariner’s Compass
Soft drinks
Pendulum
Braille
Cosmetics
Plastic surgery
Calligraphy
Manufacturing of paper and cloth
It was a Muslim who realized that light ENTERS our eyes, unlike the Greeks who thought we EMITTED rays, and so invented a camera from this discovery.
It was a Muslim who first tried to FLY in 852, even though it is the Wright Brothers who have taken the credit.
It was a Muslim by the name of Jabir ibn Hayyan who was known as the founder of modern Chemistry. He transformed alchemy into chemistry. He invented: distillation, purification, oxidation, evaporation, and filtration. He also discovered sulfuric and nitric acid.
It is a Muslim, by the name of Al-Jazari who is known as the father of robotics.
It was a Muslim who was the architect for Henry V’s castle.
It was a Muslim who invented hollow needles to suck cataracts from eyes, a technique still used today.
It was a Muslim who actually discovered inoculation, not Jenner and Pasteur to treat cowpox. The West just brought it over from Turkey
It was Muslims who contributed much to mathematics like Algebra and Trigonometry, which was imported over to Europe 300 years later to Fibonnaci and the rest.
It was Muslims who discovered that the Earth was round 500 years before Galileo did.
The list goes on………..
Just imagine a world without Muslims. Now I think you probably meant, JUST IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT TERRORISTS. And then I would agree, the world would definitely be a better place without those pieces of filth. But to hold a whole group responsible for the actions of a few is ignorant and racist. No one would ever expect Christians or White people to be held responsible for the acts of Timothy McVeigh (Oklahoma bombing) or Anders Breivik (Norway killing), or the gun man that shot Congresswoman Giffords in head, wounded 12 and killed 6 people, and rightly so because they had nothing to do with those incidents! Just like the rest of the 1.5 billion Muslims have nothing to do with this incident!
Sources:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/how-islamic-inventors-changed-the-world-469452.html
http://articles.cnn.com/2010-01-29/world/muslim.inventions_1_hassani-inventions-muslim?_s=PM:WORLD
http://www.ummahedinburgh.co.uk/radio/files/Muslim-Invention-Article.pdf
I couldn’t be happier to reblog this.
this is amazing.
SLAMS DOWN REBLOG BUTTON
FOREVER GOT LOVE FOR THE MUSLIM HOMIES
instant reblog!!!!!!
thanks guys
Reblooooog 😍😘👏
FOREVER I SHALL CLICK REBLOG
u know how many low key islamophobic are on this site because this post has circulated for years and still has only 600k notes when other bs posts get like millions 👀
But yet,they wont understand
Reblogging because this needs more notes, please do the same.
Louder for the people at the back.
Reblog to finally give the Muslims credit for all the amazing things they’ve done!!!
SLAM THAT REBLOG BUTTON!!!
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EVER SEEN A POST LIKE THIS!!
So in Minnesota there’s this cultural taboo about taking the last piece. If there’s a group and everyone orders pizza, typically one slice will not be eaten. At the office if someone brings donuts, the last donut will be left alone. Possibly cut in half. Then that half cut in half, but always leaving at least a little on the plate. The reason is it’s considered impolite because someone else might want it. To take the last piece is a desperate thing to do. There’s even an expression: “I wasn’t raised by wolves.” Anyway, here’s the best local facebook post going around right now.
I saw this and thought to myself, thats so strange because thats a thing here in sweden as well, how two different places so far apart can have the same taboo.. and then I remembered something from history class
Humans are wild, huh?

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why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
The ides of March have come
…but not yet gone
Ok but Zuko using the knowledge he acquired during his banishment to help him as the Fire Lord. Like making small talk with Earth Kingdom dignitaries about their local foods that he enjoyed and even misses. Like having in-depth conversations with his captains about sea currents and navigation. Like, in the middle of a meeting with several high-ranking naval officials, pointing out flails in security, like how a person can cling to a Fire Nation ship for hours at a time, or climb aboard using hatches on the upper decks, or disguise themselves as a lower ranking guard with easily accessible spare armour….
Though none of his experiences can prepare Zuko for the long, awkward silence that comes after he admits to doing or at least knowing something illegal and/or completely buck wild
fire lord zuko: you should maybe revisit the security measures around the water ducts that the sealturtles use
northern water tribe leader: that’s not necessary, no one can survive submerged in the artic ocean for so many minutes
zuko:
zuko: remember that time the fire nation attacked you
Zuko: okay first you have to promise not to get mad
Earth King: Tell me about your first visit to Ba Sing Se.
Zuko:
best 4 seconds of my day so far

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A hero in more ways than one
I NEVER KNEW THAT
Always always reblogging this if I see it on my dashboard
the one experience that unites all 90s and early 2000s kids is experiencing at least one work of fiction with a deceptively adorable illustration of cute animals on the cover who live in societies with an established political system, hierarchy of leadership and culture and are driven from their homes by human activity and/or engage in violent conflicts with other animals in similar communities that lead to many of the characters’ brutal deaths, which are described in graphic detail and which left you briefly emotionally traumatized by being confronted with the concept of your own fragile mortality before you were 10
the 4 horsemen
it has been brought to my attention that this was an ENTIRE GENRE of children’s fiction for some reason