🍎 HS reblogs, mostly Striders. There's brofuck in there, can you imagine.
🍊 This used to be a curated incest archive, mostly for my own use, but I gave that up after the purge. So there's a big chunk of posts that are completely unlabeled and this knowledge haunts me day and night. I'm trying to get back in the saddle but I definitely don't have the energy to be as meticulous as before.
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Housekeeping tags
mehuposting - og posts from this blog
mehu writes - my writing, fics, ficlets, drabbles and anything of the sort that is not just shitposting
mehu mail - answered asks
Organizational tags (more to be added when I feel like it)
Please keep in mind that this blog was created in 2017 and contains thousands of posts, and like a fool, I did not originally write up a key for all the tags used here, as I was expecting myself to be the primary user of this archive. But I feel like it'd be nice to finally make my trove a little more searchable.
bc - betacest aka brodave, the og vintage stridercest flavor
ac - alpha stridercest, aka alphacest, aka alpha!dave x dirk
tc - teencest, aka dirkdave and davedirk
gc - guardiancest, aka bro x alpha!dave
strifam - for wholesome strider interaction, hopefully
strilols - group pictures featuring striders and lalondes, probably?
Solo pictures and non-shippy arts are tagged with the characters' first names or equivalent, like #davesprite, #rose, or #bro. Try your luck in the search.
Miscellaneous pairings that I don't have a lot of content for are probably tagged with one or two common fandom terms for that ship, use the search and see if anything comes up. "Hope this helps" is at this point the only thing I can say. Good luck.
I have a long ass masterlist of every single artist tag I've ever used somewhere in my files, but I don't wanna look at it or get into it bc it's a massive headache. Again, use the search, pick up an artist tag from a post that interests you and see what comes up. Existing artist tags follow the formula of #artist [url or nickname]. Due to many artists using several different urls over the course of their time in the fandom, I have either opted to use their last known url as a tag for them, or I may have given them a unique nickname, particularly if they've gone thru an excessive number of different urls and if I have a substantial amount of content reblogged from them.
Unfortunately since the 2018 purge a lot of content is missing from many tags since most nsfw got vaporized. I have a backup of this blog's content with all the juicy bits kept safely on my hard drive, from before the nuke. However reposting that content publicly is a bit of gray area, since a lot of the original artists are not around anymore, and if they are, they've long since moved on from HS and in most cases don't want to be associated with their old art anymore.
In the future I might be open to sharing old art via some other channel, but uhhhhhh I'll get to it when I get to it. As of right now (January 2026) I'm not open to this possibility.
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Man sorry guys for the quiet. Irl stuff is taking up all my brain bandwidth and lemme just say the orange and apple juice taps are out of service. Like the yaoi teat is so shriveled and unmilkable. I don't know when my mojo will be back, but I just can't force it :(
I can never get behind most Dirk sex head-canons because they all miss the vital information that Dirk is 100% a chasity freak.
You’re telling me the guy who is terrified of being a predator wouldn’t try and lock it up and throw away the key? And once the key obviously can’t be thrown away, go to the second best option and give it to Dave (or Roxy) for safe keeping. And of course on the flip the control freak wouldn’t try and lock up all his sexual partners so their pleasure is dependent on him? (And they can never leave him.)
Maybe I just need to start propagating the chastity kink since non of you chuds are real enough to get there on your own.
I don’t really care for swaps, thinking about them hurts my head a bit, but Mom Strider sounded too good to pass up so I went for the whole beta set. I probably won’t do the alphas or prospitians, just a heads up.
Bro Lalonde, the eccentric and rich big brother. Resident nightmare fetishist. Collects and paints victorian porcelain dolls, sews clothing for them, sculpts and does face-ups for other kinds of dolls too. He’s very popular among the doll community and a complete mystery since he never does voice-overs and his video editing style is rather unnerving. He takes commissions and as a side business films his dolls in compromising positions. Dave loves everything his brother does, but by god he swears most of the dolls are haunted. Still very admirable. …the collection of ritual knives is pushing it though. Probably has done a deal with devil in exchange for moving silently as a shadow and appearing from thin air.
Mom Strider, the cool mom XD. Was probably actually cool some 20 years ago (and honestly still is) and god is Rose embarrassed of her. She drinks expensive beer from a cheap cup for the irony value. Nobody can beat her in a drinking game or in arm wrestling, a 100% true party gal. She has a successful youtube channel dedicated for dumb scientific stunts and blowing things up in spectacular ways, usually while she’s super drunk. Rose thinks all of the viewers are just there for Mom’s massive rack, which is probably partly true. She genuinely loves and cherishes her daughter, often drowning her in cool and expensive gifts. And she does the same for their cats. (:3)
Dave Lalonde, the resident goth boi with a morbid fascination with the dead. Better than you. He runs various blogs to which he posts his art, poetry and photography, analyzes books and movies in a very #deep manner and collects aesthetically pleasing stuff. Makes dark drone ambient noise music and puts it on Soundcloud. That stuff’s got a few super dedicated fans, probably stoned out of their minds most of the time, and they praise Dave as a musical genius. Sometimes he makes mixes where he chants his poetry. He has a bunch of pet corvids, most notably Edgar Allan Poo, The Soiler Of Fresh Garments.
Rose Strider, the ice-cold cool girl. The definition of chill. Bitterly believes that Mom is pretending to be super cool just to throw a cruel jab at her, why else would a woman in her late thirties act like that? Owns an electric violin and can wring out some bangin’ tunes with it. She has her own set of blogs in which she rates movies and music nobody knows about in a very dry and witty style, makes sick violin mixes, aaaand posts the hardcore tentacle porn she draws. Mom follows her very proudly but wouldn’t dare to tell her daughter that she does, she’s afraid Rose would just delete all of her blogs in a passive-aggressive gesture. Rose is still interested in psychology, but keeps her approach very cold and nihilistic.
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I know there are some very nice comments I haven't replied to under the Big Lamentations post but tbh idk if i wanna get into that rn. I think i've been marinating a bit too much in negative memories lately i think. Nevertheless i appreciate each and every person who comes to commiserate with me, it really does lighten the weight on my heart and i hope it does that for yall too. But rn i'm trying to focus more on actually talking about the stuff i like i guess.
This is such an old cliche but I just freaking love super pale Dave and Dirk. It's literally the cutest thing ever imagining them blushing so heavily bc it just shows up on their skin so easily. Dave especially being a ghosty little twink is so important to me, he doesn't tan in the sun, just burns. He always looks a bit tired, bc he is, but also bc having super pale skin just means you will always have dark circles to some degree. It's so cute. These boys are like consumptive beauties to me your honor.
ngl I’ve been thinking about guaridianswap aus sooooo,
gimme some “bro lalonde and his doll” 🙏
You got it, thank you for sending this title bc honestly I have been waiting for an excuse to talk abt this 😳
Guardianswap stuff is generally not something I'm very interested in, but I do have this one concept I keep coming back to and it's absolutely just a setup for some dollification, bc goddamn do I love dollification.
Btw sorry if there are typos or weird grammar or something like that, I spat this thing up just now, just to get it out of my system, and it got longer than expected... Thank you for understanding 🙏
[Consensual BroDave w/ heavy teasing, crossdressing and dollification ahead]
I figured that for Bro, I would take his canon business of making smuppets and his fixation on puppets in general and swap that area of interest with something a bit more Lalondesque. So take the vaguely gothic/creepy aesthetics of Rose and mix it with Bro's skill in making toys, and you get doll enthusiast Bro Lalonde. He collects, repairs and makes dolls and doll accessories. He has a large collection of different BJDs and even some antique porcelain dolls, the real creepy ones with the staring glass eyes... but no doll in his collection compares to his favorite.
Dave is undoubtedly the most beloved of his many beautiful toys. The dresses Bro tailors for his little brother would make lolitas fume with jealousy. All the coords Dave gets to wear are meticulously planned, and crafted with precision and care, from the patterns and colors to the hair accessories and makeup. He just loves dolling up his precious little brother, okay? His lithe figure is perfect for modeling the elegant, lacey dresses, and with his soft, delicate features, it really doesn't take that much makeup to make him convincingly pass for a pretty girl.
Not that making Dave a girl is the real point here. For Bro, it's the act of dressing Dave himself, from the underwear to the dress to the socks. Dave just has to be the mannequin, and honestly it's a thrill for him too, being the center of his brother's attention. Bro's so gentle with him like this, being so careful and intentional when he's dressing his favorite doll. His touches linger. On Dave's waist, the heat from Bro's hands seeps through the layers of soft fabric when he's lacing up Dave's corset. After Bro's done tightening him up, he smooths his palms up and down Dave's sides, slowly, feeling his work. Dave's heart picks up pace and he goes to take in a deep breath, only for his excited inhale to be constricted by the bodice. He's not tightlaced, but just snug enough to feel the pressure of the piece around his ribcage. Wrapped up all neat and tidy, just as Bro likes.
After he's done with the dress, Bro helps Dave sit down on a nearby armchair. Its luxurious material is very plush, and Dave lets himself sink into it fully as Bro sets him down. Dave doesn't make any effort to sit up straight, just relaxes his entire body and lets his limbs fall where they may. Arms at his sides, palms up, fingers softly curled in their relaxed position. Legs askew just so. Head slumped to the side, open eyes staring into space. Bro kneels in front of Dave and picks a pair of knee-high socks from a beautifully decorated box. Bro takes a few moments to run his hands over Dave's calves, fingertips just barely tickling behind his knees. Bro pushes Dave's petticoats up, just enough to reveal his pretty little knees, and Dave feels his ribcage being constricted again. Bro presses kisses all over his knees, the motion is soft but there's a heat to it, like Bro doesn't want to take his lips off his little brother's skin. Dave doesn't want that either. But his outfit isn't finished yet, so Bro moves on with the socks. He takes Dave's heel in his hand and sets it on his thigh to be supported, as reverent as if handling an extremely precious and fragile antique. Slowly and ever so carefully, Bro rolls up a sock and gradually pulls it over Dave's toes, the arch of his foot and his slender ankle, eventually climbing up he entire length of his shin, enveloping it in soft, warm cotton.
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With both of Dave's beautiful legs now all covered up, accessories in place and makeup all done, Bro stands up and takes a moment to drink in the sight. His perfect little doll, all pretty and limp, just for him. Dave is still in the same position, dolls don't move on their own, after all. Dave's almost holding his breath, waiting for Bro to make his next move. The act of just being looked at, all vulnerable and dolled up, and not being allowed to run and hide, it makes Dave want to squirm. But he can't. He's a doll now, and Bro's just getting ready to play.
Bro takes a step and bends down, slinking his arms under Dave's legs and torso to pick him up, light and easy. This much body-to-body contact after so long of just small caresses, it's sending heat down Dave's spine fast. Bro's too, considering he beelines for the bed, no decorum, no bullshit, and just climbs on, brotherdoll in his arms, and sets him down to lay down against him, between his legs. Bro's erection is stiff against the small of Dave's back. Bro is starting to lose composure himself, so his touches get bolder, and Dave clearly feels and hears his breaths getting heavier as he lays against his chest. Even with his big brother obviously fully hard inside his pants and craving stimulation, Dave stays still like the good little doll he is. He doesn't move a muscle as Bro's hands caress and squeeze around his ruffle-covered chest, because that's exactly how Bro likes it. Dave just lets the goosebumps wash over him as Bro takes deep inhales off the nape of his neck, hips subtly grinding against his back as his tongue swipes along the lobe of Dave's ear.
Bro takes his time feeling up Dave's body, and by the time his hands finally wander down to the hem of Dave's dress, Dave is honestly having a bit of a hard time keeping his breaths relaxed and even. And Bro knows this. Dave knows Bro knows this. Dave wants so, so badly to grind into Bro's cock, he wants to buck up his hips into Bro's hand, but no no no, he's doll. He's a good little doll for his big brother. He's a pretty little doll and so he will not flinch or gasp or react in any obvious way when Bro finally, finally lifts his hem and petticoat fully up, revealing his sateen panties, and his cock eagerly pushing up against the smooth fabric. Bro's fingers trace the seam of Dave's panties, the featherlight pressure at this point almost enough to tip Dave over the edge. He can do nothing but just breathe through it, and let his cock leak a droplet of precum that soon shows up on the sateen surface.
It takes all of Dave's remaining brain cells to stay put as Bro traces a single finger over his erection, it twitches and Dave is 100% certain Bro feels it. Up and down, Bro's finger travels over the underside of Dave's hard, sateen-covered cock. Dave feels another spurt of precum bubble up. The wet spot on his panties grows. Bro cups his palm and places it over Dave's straining cock, feeling its shape through the wet fabric. Bro's hand is so hot and he isn't really even jerking Dave off, but the sudden heat from Bro's hand enveloping Dave's cock makes his balls contract and then he's coming, and coming, and coming some more, cock quivering under Bro's hand, and the rhythm of his breathing finally breaking into desperate little gasps. Bro just keeps gently massaging him through his peak, making him feel just how much he came into his panties. Bro pets his thighs and lower abdomen until he feels Dave has come down from his high, and settled back into breathing normally again.
Then, Bro takes care to clean up his doll, and starts preparing him for his cock.
RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous, and tag as many people as you have WIPs. Anyone can send an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and you post a snippet or tell them something about it!
So i don't exactly have a wips folder, but i do have a long ass notes app file with ideas and snippets and such, and none of them are individually named so the following is a quickly compiled list of things i have floating around my brain. Some of them have actual proper writing included, but most are just vibes. These are all stridercest of some sort except for one, try your luck i guess?
I figured maybe some outside stimulation could get me out of this slump.... not tagging anyone, do it if you want to 🫶
Dave and Dirk building a blanket fort (just like they used to do when they were kids) and then they make out in there (just like they used to do when they were kids)
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Bro so pathetically lovesick for his teenage brother that he finds himself thinking about Dave when he hears those 70s and 80s love ballads on the radio, yes the schmoopiest, heart-achiest classics that have long since been relegated to meme song territory, and Bro's just there at the wheel of his car, radio on, experiencing acute heart palpitations and brain short cirquiting so bad he almost causes a minor traffic accident.
Bitching abt shipping styles i dislike under cut, sorry i gotta blow off some steam again
Looks into the stridercest tag
Man I don't think some of yall even like the ship if im being real. You like dave whump. With bro as the perpetrator of violence, irredeemable and unchangeably, one-dimensionally uncaring and evil, and dave as the helpless victim whose sole role in life is to receive and endure suffering and pain.
Like toxic ships are one thing but i don't think this counts as that. There has to be something there between the characters, even if it's messy and harmful etc. What i see barely even counts as shipping. It's just abuse porn.
And like, whump is valid. I love whump. Just not this particular flavor. Especially when it's dressed up as a ship i love. Idk im feeling bitter abt this again.
As someone put it so nicely in one of my other posts, WHAT IS THE POINT IF THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE EACH OTHER?
Dirk should hold Dave's face in both hands, lovingly, and Dave should have his mouth open and tongue out, ready to receive the dollop of saliva Dirk's about to drop into his mouth <3
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Big brother who won't let his sulky little brother learn to drive, so he's forever begging pretty for rides. Little brother who's always stuck in the passenger seat pretending to be pissed about running late. Little brother's friends think he's getting sick because his voice is kinda strained - but actually, big brother's load is always so thick it catches in his throat and he's swallowing that shit back all night.
Bonus points for little brother's friends making fun of him for getting picked up so early - but you try telling your asshole big brother to stick his curfew.
