im in the house like carpet

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

UPDATE it doesn't even have to be 'cool', give me a fact about ur oc!!!!

I am always birdposting in my mind

Obsessed with how some people get so attached to their own headcanons that they get mad when they see a character presented as they are in canon

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

I don't really know what the 3 houses arguing was actually about but personally i think women can do whatever they want, mentally ill ppl can do whatever they want, and claude of course can do whatever he wants. So probably everything is fine

Sylvain is on his own though

Why do u hate him so bad

I'm homophobic

drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

still kind of hilarious that people in the witcher universe are often extremely racist against witchers. like bro. how you gonna have beef with the pest control guys. sure they have yellow cat eyes and creepy magic powers but they got those specifically as part of the process to become the pest control guys. your pests are six feet tall and killing the neighborhood kids. why are you like this

this is how lesbians text when you’re trying to figure out where to go for dinner

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time