Hi and welcome to hell

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

measure once cut also once, no prablem

702 Miscellany of fine and decorative arts

…how does Jafar lose all his appeal to me if they make him buff.

im so fucking stupid

i'm crying laughing this is so funny

The closer to the modern era you get the more fascinating "lost at sea" becomes as a backstory element. Being lost at sea in 1612 is a downright normal kind of lost to be. Being lost at sea in 2012 is like, okay, back up – I need to hear this one.

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

I love how in most of these the tall person looks happy or neutral and the short person looks like they're considering the consequences of killing the camera man