drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days
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drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days

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I truly don't think there's anything worse than an artsy theatre kid band trying to do a dark edgy song about domming someone. like it's giving dr horrible. I don't believe you.
it's the same problem every booktok dark romance D/s fantasy has, which is that it's written by a sub projecting what they think they want that guy to sound like. there's nothing sexy about someone sweatily pointing out to you how dommed you are right now for fear that you weren't aware you're totally subjugated and definitely 100% under their control. also they're feeling very possessive btw. are you listening. though actually now that I'm typing it, this is also the problem with 90% of cishet maledoms irl so maybe they're cooking. post cancelled.
hey so you'll never guess what prompted this post
get secondhand embarrassment with me
poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me
you're going to try and bite it aren't you?
im not gonna lie i will straight up be biting it yes

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what if your situationship asked you to be his lawyer because a rockstar trashed his tacky hotel and requested to meet him but he lied and set the meeting up himself because the rockstar is his ex that he wrote a book about insulting him page after page after page and he wanted to ragebait him into talking to him and get yelled at in french
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just wanted to say that im completly obssessed with "i am ryland grace". i wish i could comment but i have no ao3 account yet. its so great. the internet discourse is so spot on it's impressive. also jpg dolls antics (that subway thing)
also someone tell that one guy that the trolley problem is not oversimplified thats literally what happened lmao
YAYY THANK YOU SO MUCH IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT! i really think (hope) playing w jpegs like dolls will still be part of the internet in 2045
Rocky: yeah it was easy for Erid to breed enough astrophage to power a ship, we just plonked it in the ocean
[flashback to the space program prep phases]
Rocky: [wholly focused on building the ship itself and does not care where the astrophage to power it comes from]
Eridian!Francois Leclerc: [having a total emotional breakdown because breeding however many million kilograms of astrophage in the oceans is an extinction level event for marine environments with massive and unpredictable effects on the ecosystems of Erid but it's also undeniably the fastest way to get enough of it to power a spaceship]
Rocky: yeah it went fine probably
Hello tumblr. I’m reviving my old blog from the dead with some of my PHM fanarts.
This movie/book has gripped my soul a little too hard 😭
Girl, let’s nuke Antarctica together

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yippee it’s a new social media au chapter!! read it here!
when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to
Aftermath
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Or go watch the whole thing on TikTok if you want
Note: carl becoming a math teacher was loosely inspired by chapter 5 of this fic

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the phm social media fic is amazing and I adore it. Rocky getting all protective??? Hggrfg and also I love that Erid has rpf. And it's in public places? Imagine spray painting a 20k word slowburn political rivals to lovers Flonald Scrump x Plaidimir Gluten fic on the side of a building. That's it. That's what they're doing. I love it
Stratt's characterization is on point too, she's very utilitarian but clearly feels bad for the pain she caused Grace too. He was scared and angry and he still saved the world, if he wants the skittles recipe it's as good as his. My god.
theoretically speaking. could we get a markiplier cameo I think it would be really funny /nf nf
aaaa thank you so much i’m so thrilled you’re enjoying it!!! the concept of alternate name donald trump yaoi as graffiti is fucking sending me but like yeah! that’s basically the vibe on erid lmaooo. more on stratt to come… my beloved
also i’m sorry but i do not know Anything about markiplier so i am not capable of providing a cameo 😭 but if you (or someone else who does know stuff about markiplier) want to write a little spinoff with him you absolutely have my blessing!
Brooch by Marcus & Co., 1900. The Newark Museum of Art.