Eve

I miss my partner!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭 (he’s asleep and I’m not tired)

bed time is ROBBING me of my FUCKING KISSIES

conceptualizing of my body as a heavy masculinized factory scale operation with a blue collar workforce in the thousands who are all old, greasy dudes bringing pails and brown bags for lunch that now has had to - for some sudden and unknown reason - hard pivot from mass producing auto parts and jet engines into porcelain teacups and stuffed animals and not a single thing else changing about the setup between and the strange little exasperated conversations between the dozens of floor managers and their crews trying to now desperately figure out how the fuck they're gonna make girl now, gives me such gender friction, I delight in the sparks

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

Always reblog the Scottish roofer

This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website

I will never get over how brilliant this comic is. The artist could have just drawn a single image in response, but instead we have this masterpiece. The world doesn’t deserve @iguanamouth.

@musicaldaydreams

Sounds like German to me, but this is hilariously bad planning.

It’s definitly not german, but god i need to know who planned this bathroom

it is 100% Russian, and i am wheezing in the same language now

The Beholding

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.