incoherence incarnate

The object comparisons are things of an equivalent weight, not things you can cut with the swords. Just saying so to preemptively stop cursed comments.

Like a claymore it takes two hands to properly wield a baby

The customer service at the fuck you die store was lacking to say the least

was talking about this the other day. gender bender porn barely qualifies as a fetish for trans people. that's just like the missionary position to us

jacking it to gender bender porn but shaking my head every time they say some shit about how it's a woman's nature to be submissive to show that I don't agree

Trying to fuck a girl with alters starting every text with to whom it may concern

Trying to fuck a girl with antlers starting every text with hello my deer

Broad shoulders look rly beautiful on a woman, but when I look at myself in the mirror I hate my beautiful, broad shoulders because I'm like dumb af or something.

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

shoutout to that part in of the Devil episode 2 where Sosuke is like "yeah i've killed before" and Morgan is like "oh shit a fellow murderer maybe this is finally someone i can relate to" and then he's like "because i was in the military" and Morgan is SO disappointed. what a letdown. violence is awesome but state-sanctioned violence is fucking lame as hell dude. fucking pussy ass bitch

guards arrest them