the hospital was a drag

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

no offense but reading is literally the cure to brain rot and there’s no work around to reading books

ooh I got pliny of elder

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

if nothing else at least ive made it to my big age of 31 without getting reflexively mad at people half my age coming up with new memes. getting genuinely mad about shit like "6 7" is one of the early warning signs of aging into a Republican

i like those plastic hospital bracelets it feels like im an endangered bird being tagged by scientists. all the bitches are gonna love me for my weird bracelet.

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

I was sure this was going to be 5 rickrolls, but no, this is both legit and amazing.

its cool how every language has wordplay.... we created language like ok step 1) convey info so we can stay alive 2) get silly with it