SEE YOU ON A DARK NIGHT

They beat me to death with hammers but I'm fine, just another Monday

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

little girl in the checkout line was freaking the FUCK out reaching for a shelf and screaming "GIMMEEEE GIMMEEEEE" at the top of her lungs and the mom kept saying "no 🫩" and I look at the shelf expecting there to be candy or something and it was full of batteries

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

they should make a new type of like button called the sad like for when your mutual is suffering agonies