that's life bitches

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

humans be like staple crop

staple crop to what

directly to forehead

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

you can find chort in the clyteum

smash

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

just being myshellf! #turtle

if I saw a loud noise I'd look at it just like this

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept