From the Deepest Ocean to the Farthest Stars

there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

we gotta stop saying “feminine hygiene products” because “pads and tampons” is really just not that embarrassing as a series of words lol

Pussy pillows and pussy pops

Menstrual products also works if you want to be inclusive of people who use alternative products

we've all heard of sfw sasuke but what about Nsfw sasuke?

The Tower of Babish. Is that anything.

it’s horrific and i fear to see how this will impact russian people (or, let’s be more real, slavic people in general), but it’s also patheticomic how orgs are desperate to have a stance on the conflict so they’ll do dumb shit like remove/change even tangentially russian things

“Just Dance Has Removed Ra Ra Rasputin From Their Roster”

what if you got to the afterlife and it all looked like ispy sets how would you feel. i think i would finally feel peaceful

You know what. DON'T let men be masculine. Men, put on your cat ears and little jingly bell collars this INSTANT. PAINT your nails

It’s a platypus?

💀 is pronounced like the vine boom sound effect

They're lovers

OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.

so film festivals are starting to pull russian films out of their programs. this is getting crazy

the director of one of these films (the execution 2021) is vocally antiwar and anti-putin. what's the fucking point in removing his work! who is this helping!

It’s been less than two months and I already have 30+ cherry shrimp when I started with six how do I ask them nicely to stop mating

Really good advice everyone, thank you. I will stop playing sensual 90s R&B slow jams near their tank 24/7 and feed them some corn flakes.

#absolutely iconic #dc keeps trying to make lex luthor into the ultimate supervillain in their comics #but tbh they should just give up #because nothing they can write will ever go as hard as this scene #do you know how much power i’d have to give up to be president? #is the rawest thing ever uttered by a villain #you can’t top it tags via fialleril