coexist

My heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and thought of me

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety

it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!

thanks i thought i was just a bitch

I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others

god gave me the power of losing interest in 0.1 seconds

she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space

she’s gorgeous, she’s seductive; she wants to be abducted

she’s intelligent - she’s priceless, she’s having an extraterrestrial crisis

she’s brilliant, she’s wise; she’s an alien in disguise

She’s mischievous and smart, that alien has my heart

She’s wild, she’s free, she’s the only alien for me

She’s the moon, she’s the stars, all she wants is to live on Mars

She’s bold, she’s hip, she wants to ride in a rocket ship

She’s cool, she’s hot, she’s a genuine, bonafide astronaut

She’s near, she’s far, she shines brighter than the stars

she’s here, she’s there, she’s a galactic extraordinaire

she’s smart, she’s kind, she’s the alien on my mind

she’s a blessing, she’s a curse, but damn she’s my universe

at work i was doing a phone interview and the person had only worked at a horse stable before so i asked her what she learned working there that she could apply to working in retail, and she said, “nothing. that was horses, retail is for people” and i had to mute the call because i couldn’t help but laugh hysterically

Kind people are kind because they know firsthand that life isn’t.

“The helper seeks to help because he knows what it is to be helpless”

Kind people are those who have suffered and lived. Bitter people are those who have suffered and lost themselves. Those who take advantage of kindness are those who have yet to suffer at all.

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

full offense but like…. ladies and gentlemen…. this is mambo number 5

I used to think it was important to have common interests with the person that you are in a relationship with but now I think it is more important to be similar in other aspects. like how kind you are. how you treat the people you care about, how you treat strangers. how you deal with anger. how you deal with pain. and not necessarily dealing with all these things the same way but being perseptive enough to understand what action each situation calls for. it’s important for both people to be on the same page about what that action should be. it’s important to me to have that kind of synchrony.

Lmao

modern art

Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …

what the fuck is this from i gotta know

it’s called letterkenny and it’s about a man who gets dumped and then goes on to shirk his pacifism and reclaim and hold his title as the toughest dude in the rural town of letterkenny ontario. every episode cold opens like this in increasingly bizarre ways.

I read the bit about not being able to parse what’s being said and then I read the bit about it being set in this fuckin province, and I thought, like, what kind of accent could they possibly use that was so incomprehensible while still setting it in northern goddamn Ontario? and actually, okay, you know what, despite having lived immersed in it my entire life I’m not sure i’ve ever seen this exact accent on tv before, it is just weird to see actors using it

My cousins grew up with the guy who wrote this show and is the main actor. It’s scary accurate for hick town Ontario (it’s based on the town of Listowel) and apparently some of the characters are based so closely on real people that they’ve recognized themselves while watching.

ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT IN THOSE SHADES OR PLAY POKER STARS DOT COM

Distribute some free literature.

I lived near Ontario in rural NY and we picked up this sort of similar affect. It’s so scary how true-to-life this is in that area of the contintent

THAT WAS THE GREATEST ALLITERATIVE MASTERPIECE I HAVE EVER SEEN