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Farseer Falcalade the Stern, Guardian of the Chamber of Tales of the Black Library on the prowl on the planet of Yilatur.

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Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.

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somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this

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This is like lingerie for electronics

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Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

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‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

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THE ORIGINAL??

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(smh) Never thought I’d see it in the wild. Yet here it is. :)

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Captain what shall we do?

Captain please, who are you posing for???

don't give me that look, sir!!!!

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DON'T TURN YOUR BACK TO ME!!!!!

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DON'T YOU COME BETWEEN US BEEFBRIEN!!!!

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gotta say, i think the germans generally had better cartoonists

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Heh, that's not bad...

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Blood Bowl: The Game of Fantasy Football

MicroLeague Interactive Software (Destiny Software Productions, Inc. / Games Workshop) USA 1995

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Absolute Zero (1995) unused promotional illustration by David Schleinkofer

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how all "shocking" news about gen ai reads when you know how it works

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My contributions to Eldar babytube

"Ishar" just means mother in Aeldari

Note: when the babes are born (at least exodites / Craftworlders) their minds are enmeshed with their mothers, in a sort of psychic link they need to learn to leave behind

sortyourlifeoutmate

I bought a 40k shirt that has a picture of planets and says "Drop into Isstvan!" and I got it exclusively to see who gets the reference.

sortyourlifeoutmate

I'd genuinely forgotten Helldivers was a thing - and I like the first game! Ain't played the second, alas.

So far, no-one noticed.

Once, I had a Firefly shirt which was just the Blue Sun logo and exactly one guy ever recognised it. Felt great though!

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Also, this is the shirt:

Genuinely a big fan. If you didn't know, there's zero indication of what it's from.

sortyourlifeoutmate

I bought a 40k shirt that has a picture of planets and says "Drop into Isstvan!" and I got it exclusively to see who gets the reference.

sortyourlifeoutmate

I'd genuinely forgotten Helldivers was a thing - and I like the first game! Ain't played the second, alas.

So far, no-one noticed.

Once, I had a Firefly shirt which was just the Blue Sun logo and exactly one guy ever recognised it. Felt great though!

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