Sort your fucking life out, mate

Um, how about no? How about we ignore that, thank you.

“Q: If a rule allows my unit to pile-in or consolidate an extra distance in the Fight phase, when can I use that rule?”

Gonna go out on a limb here and assume it’ll be when that unit consolidates or piles-in, brah. Just a guess. Feeling in my waters. Mean, could be the shooting phase, maybe. When you pick your targets? Maybe? But probably not. Probably when you do the things that use the words that you just said. Just a guess.

“Q: When checking coherency for my unit can my unit be in multiple groups?”

Well I’m no rule scholar but given that the rules explicitly tell you no in words that say no I’m thinking no. We are approaching “You said don’t touch the thing but I just need to ask: can I touch the thing?” territory on question quality here.

“Q: If a unit makes any disembark move in a turn (i.e. Disembark move, Emergency Disembark move etc.) has it disembarked that turn?”

That’s a very clear result of this ridiculous Keyword Soup and Specific Move Type structure that the game has ended up as. Because you’d think (you’d hope) that no-one would ever need to ask that question. But here we are.

And just for the sake of balance:

“Q: Do models destroyed when a unit is out of coherency count for missions objectives?”

Today, something about how stock prices 'jumped' (by a fraction of a percent) and oil prices 'dropped' following the announcement of the outline of a framework of a concept of another peace deal dropped had a comment basically pointing out how this keeps happening and that they're sick of it. Fair.

This was immediately followed by someone saying basically 'Well if your friends hadn't attacked on October seventh then none of this would have happened!'

Things went downhill very fast.

But standouts for me include such broad arguments as:

Palestine doesn't actually exist, so it's fine.

Israel was actually there first, technically, so it's fine

If Israel really wanted genocide they could just drop bigger bombs - they haven't, ergo, they don't want to do that.

Ethnic cleansing is such a dirty word, how about 'redistribution'?

Hamas and Hezbollah are funded by the UN!

You just hate Israel! Wah!

There are no winners here, but I love how these are the arguments. Anytime I think about people splitting hairs on what constitutes genocide or warbling about "Oh, they voted for terrorists" I just remember those pictures of how Gaza is now basically flat, and how many bodies are under that rubble.

Yeah! Take that! That'll show you! We're the most careful and considerate military in the world! Our soldiers are putting their lives at risk!