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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to walk through the body of a God?

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

Had a benedryl dream last night that brands could trademark emotions and it ended with a woman proposing to her girlfriend by saying "will you make me the Amazon™ Happiest woman in the world?"

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

the other night I dreamt that ao3 got a new number go up button titled "jorked it"

When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

Official ornithology post