Well Fuck Ok Then

hey uhhhhh I loved that old Firebreather Roy AU a lot, to the point that I tried justifying it in-universe with chimerism and stuff, took it to its logical extremes, and ended up with actually the darkest AU I’ve ever made (with help from Discord buddies). Oops…. :’)

Essentially: instead of learning Flame Alchemy, young Roy and Berthold’s research are both sold to the military’s highly advanced chimera program and he’s turned into a living weapon known as The Beast of Ishval. He has a Very Bad Time. Luckily Riza eventually finds him and pull strings to bring him back home, with Hughes’ help, and then it’s a hurt/comfort thing with Roy as a big cute lizard man.

Other highlights: Riza becomes a Colonel, the other Mustang squad members are also chimeras, including Edward, and are under her protection. She’s unofficially called “The Beastmaster Alchemist” and is very smarmy.

So we decided to leave a nice little note

and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!