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why did i just witness my 13y/o brother trying to bottle flip a gallon of milk

how did it go?

he looks like icarus with his melted wings in a pool around him

The lack of sound is… unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.

@killzombieseatbacon

Lol takin out the whole team

luigi stans: i worship luigi every night as my god and mario is the devil mario stans: MARIO IS A GOOD BOY!!!! MATTHEW PATTHEW SHUT UP!!!!! wario stans: he is so Round… he eat a garlic…. love this nasty man… waluigi stans: i would kill the other characters if it meant waluigi could get his own game

I’m about to make this house a little less full

This is genious

Wonderfully done and well researched. An illustration worthy of a museum exhibit!

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.

Bold of you to assume he only had two

One time my five year old sister and I went in a hike in the woods and I told her “now if we come across a bear in here, I will throw myself in front of it and you run away!” And she looked me dead in the eye and said “No sorry I called it.” I was like, “what? You want to die? You’re five!” She just looked into the abyss and said, “I have been here too long.” And honestly? Big Mood.

“I have been here too long.” I’m through

Damn

This shit is so hilarious

“YOU’RE FAT!! 😢” LMAO homie was hurt

actual definition of BDE

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