drink more water, or you might die

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

doomscrolling thru the weather app

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

“find something to eat” is such a true phrase you really do have to find it

God I hate these fucking floating monoliths. They always go, like, 10mph below the speed limit and if you try to pass them they just fucking distort reality around them until you're back behind them again. One of them cut me off on the highway once and when I honked it banished me to a hoary netherworld where I wandered, lost and alone, for untold centuries, trapped in the liminal space between what could have been and what never was, black stars dotting the bright infinity yawning out around me as I drove out of thought and time, through endless ruined cities and blighted lands unmarked by the sun's cold rays, and when I finally got out I was more than 20m late for my dentist appointment and they had to reschedule me.

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes