Blue Hair Kawaii

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

what fucked up part of human biology is it that makes playing with your own hair not feel as good as when someone else does it

rearranging my cringe DNA so i am no longer a social pack animal

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

is there a milf union?

you put that back in your mouth we're on a prophesy boycott untill shit get sorted or untill people start prophesying something more pleasant

you giys are always posting about characters and well i just dont know any of those guys

If you didn't want me to fall for the villain you shouldn't have made them sexy and sad

microdosing on raw cookie dough til im immune to salmonella

wait i think i just invented vaccinations