Lazy Sundays

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

[image description: 11 photos of various cats trying their hardest to steal a bite of human foods, while their humans hold them back by grabbing their heads, causing them to have funny stretched faces and bug eyes.]

stop it youre SCARING him!!

Hello sir would you like your bird sounds today in Siren, Machinery, or Ghost

@elodieunderglass

Thank you so much, I can’t pick my favourite!

mulder and scully are never on the same page relationship wise because he's always like. I'll kill for you. I'll die for you. do you want me to die for you? I'm gonna do it right now. meanwhile scully's like no thanks, could you have a normal conversation with me instead maybe? but he's already pointing the gun to his head

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

@zoethesportsblog

it's that time again, kids