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It's make a terrible comic day.
"being a conservative is a sign of low IQ" if you believe in ableist and racist pseudo-science like intelligence quotient, you are the conservative in question
Easy Puff Pastry Strawberry Tarts
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Is this how you roll?

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"This is my weird son. He can't climb for shit, but he is handsome and strong."
#cats be like#is anybody adopt that#and don't wait for an answer
Everything that isn't food is a cat from the perspective of a cat. Cats can look upon the true form of eldritch monstrosities and keep their sanity. They'd just see another cat. A fucking weird-looking cat, but a cat nonetheless.
"Those tentacles will take a lot of licking to keep clean, but it's nothing I haven't dealt with before. Hold still, kitten."
OK I keep seeing people refer to the Michigan parasite outbreak and then others will chime in “it’s in my state too!” so to clarify this for everyone it is a NATIONWIDE outbreak reported in 31 US states as of today, July 12th 2026. There is no reason to assume it is not present in the rest of them
NBC News’ tally shows at least 26 states have reported cases of the parasitic stomach illness, as health authorities race to find the source
hey yall know that reclaiming slurs doesnt mean using the slurs against people as slurs right? like when normal people say "reclaiming slurs" what we mean is taking away the power of the slurs by using them for yourself or your loved ones who reclaim it so when youre called a slur your brain goes to "oh, all my friends!" and it doesnt sting so bad, we're not saying to just call people slurs because youre a bigot whos hiding behind your identity
Reclaiming a slur is:
taking a stone that's thrown at you, polishing it into a jewel, and putting it in your crown.
Reclaiming a slur is not:
catching a stone thrown at you, and hurling it at someone else in turn.
catching a stone thrown
at you, and hurling it at
someone else in turn.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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truly nothing funnier than having an archive of when you first started getting into a media that has since consumed your entire life
you see an old post of yours thats dated like a month after you got introduced to Media and it says like “huh im kinda liking Blorbo Bingus? but he’s not really my favorite. he seems sillyyy though he’s neat i’m sure he’s nice :)” and you just
I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again
OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.
World Heritage Post
One thing I’d love to see more of in fantasy fiction is all the mundane things that have to go into a successful mystical/religious rite. A plethora of fantasy books–probably the majority of them–use religious or quasi-religious ritual to inspire a sense of awe, or advance the plot, or build the mythology of the world. But I can’t think of many that have used religious ritual to build characters or ground us in the reality of the world.
I want a story with a newly ordained priestess who doesn’t get her robes in time for the Feast of the Sea Gods, so she borrows her sister’s and has to keep rolling her sleeves back during the ceremony to stop them falling in the bowl of lamb’s blood. I want a story where the Ninth Masked Chanter keeps saying “save us from the shadow ones” even though the God-Emperor’s Council officially changed the words to “protect us from the shadowed” five years ago, because “save us from the shadow ones” is what the Ninth Masked Chanter grew up saying, and it’s really hard to stop your mind from going on autopilot during these long chants. I want a story with a young flutist who’s all-over excited that she gets to play the Midwinter Dirge of the Sun for the first time, and she’s been practicing for weeks, and after the Midwinter Rite is over everyone in the coven makes sure to tell her how well she did.
And that’s not even getting into all the interpersonal conflict that’s possible when you have to coordinate any kind of event, let alone a religious one. Pick any ritual object, anything at all, from candelabras down to chalk for pentacles, and I guarantee you
someone has to clean this object or clean up after it;
at least one person in the group cares very deeply that this object is always treated with proper reverence, but at least one person in the group couldn’t care less; and
at some point in living memory, someone came up with brand-new plans for how this object should be treated during the ritual, and a long, often petty battle was waged over whether to adopt this new idea.
I’m all in favor of fictional rituals that tell us about the big-picture stuff, like plot, tone, and world. But books that get behind the scenes of the ritual can also tell us whether Brother Isthmus is the type of person who gives the Lantern of Summer’s End a cursory swipe with a rag when it’s his turn to clean or the type of person who would never dream of giving it anything less than the six prescribed cleansings.
One of the cup bearers accidentally getting drunk because they overestimated the number of people who would be at the service when preparing the communal wine glasses and it’s disrespectful to take it back once it’s been blessed so they have to chug it on the altar before they can move on with the ceremony.
shoutout to the funniest match-up of street names
Oh, what is the greatest smile in the world, you say? *Looks at you fondly* Louis Armstrong
I think he is a pretty good contender

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"But I don't like the ending/the character/the plot point. I would have done it differently."
Yes. Good. Go get a pen. This is where it begins.
Ocean Themed Asks
Arctic Ocean- Where would you go, if you could go anywhere?
North Atlantic Ocean- Gender?
South Atlantic Ocean- Sexuality?
Indian Ocean- Eye color?
North Pacific Ocean- Hair color?
South Pacific Ocean- Do you like the beach?
Atlantic Ocean- What do you like to do at the beach?
Striped Colonial Anemone- What’s your favorite sea creature?
Acantharea- What do you like most about the beach?
Angelfish King- Do you prefer to swim or stay on the sand?
Albacore- Do you collect shells?
Armored Snail- Have you ever made a successful sandcastle?
Arctic Char- What are you thinking about right now?
Atlantic Cod- What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?
Atlantic Goliath Grouper- What’s your favorite thing to drink during the summer?
Brown Trumpetfish- Do you like slushies?
Atlantic Wolffish- What’s your favorite weather?
Baleen Whale- How late do you prefer to stay up when you have a day off of work/school?
Barnacle- Do you like lemonade? What’s your favorite flavor?
Barracuda- Do you like ice in your drinks?
Bass- What drink do you drink in the morning?
Bluebanded Goby- What is your favorite book?
Bluehead Wrasse- Do you have any pets?
Bluefish- What’s your star sign/zodiac?
Blue Marlin- When is your birthday?
Spiny Lobster- What’s your favorite food?
Christmas Tree Worms- What’s your favorite holiday?
Clam- Choose your horror movie team (the people you would want with you in a horror movie).
Cod- What character are you in the horror movie?
Fangtooth- What’s your favorite movie?
Fish- What’s your least favorite movie?
Shell- What’s your favorite tv show?
Seagull- Do you prefer to be hot/warm or cold?
Seafoam- What’s your favorite thing to do when you have free time?
Saltwater- What’s your favorite season?
Sand- If you had to pick one drink to drink for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Shark- Give a random fact about yourself.
Coral- What’s your favorite color?