crack au of the day from my sleep-deprieved mind:
Duncan got turned into the a sheep, in a panic, he crashed into Baelor's room and after the shenanigan subsided, was found kneeling obediently beside Baelor chewing his cloak as the rest tries to figure out what the hell happened and if they can reverse it
Baelor doesn't seem to be in a hurry with how his hand remained in the layers of thick, soft wools, cooing whenever Duncan goes baaaa so Baelor could brush the spot behind his neck
Egg finding a way to turn into a cat so he can curl up on Dunk and knead/suckle on his wool.
He gets his Ser, gets out of lessons, can bite and kick anyone he dislikes.
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