just a ball of moss

RoyKeeleyJamie has been spinning around in my head for like a solid month, so I'm glad someone else (other than Brett Goldstein) is on the same page as me with it. They're so messy and perfect 💕

YESSSSS JOIN ME. I am such a sucker for a good throuple and some things feel like they were just made for it. The Couple and Their Weird LIttle Guy is out, give me The Couple and Their Weird Little Boy/Girlfriend!!!!

I don't see how RoyKeeleyJamie could end in any way other than a throuple tbh. Roy was practically obsessed with Jamie from the get go. Jamie had Roy and Keeley's posters on his bedroom wall. Keeley is never happier than when her boys are getting along. Each of them is way too in love with the rest to ever pick one over the other, and anyone who says otherwise is simply Incorrect. Ted Lasso said it himself: triangles are the best shape!

TMFU is honestly one of my favorite movies and one of the greatest sins in cinema history was that we never got a sequel. IlyaSoloGaby makes me foam at the mouth. You can't give me an innuendo laden enemies to lovers arc between two spies with ridiculous chemistry and then throw a hot as fuck mechanic/secret third spy in the middle and not expect me to feel some type of way about it.

- Ilya/Napoleon "exes who are still in love and just can't quit eachother"

with

- Ilya/Gaby "competency kink reluctantly soft with eachother but mostly feral"

and

- Gaby/Napoleon "queerplatonic bitchy brunch besties despairing over their shared emotionally constipated Russian man"

I can't personally see Gaby and Napoleon being sexually compatible, but they both have excellent and incredible sex with Ilya, who is really living his best "wow, two cakes" life.

Gaby would slit Ilya's throat before she let him give her a pet name beyond just "Gaby", but Ilya (who is secretly so soft and gooey under that exterior) calls Napoleon "Polya" and "Polenka" and "Lenka" and "Levonchik" and "Leonushka" and Napoleon absolutely melts when he does. Napoleon also calls him "Ilyushka" when he wants to see Ilya blush, because you know that man can blush.

Then there's the RoyKeeleyJamie I love which is:

"Roy and Jamie are mutually obsessed with each other and clearly attracted to one another, and Keeley has to literally lock them in a room together with a physical checklist of things to discuss before they admit what they're feeling isn't hate"

Those two are NOT figuring that out on their own. Also the sex they have is so awkward and not sexy the first time. Neither of them have a clue what they're doing, but Keeley instigates a sex ban with her until they've (and I quote) "tried exploring each other's bodies"

It's bad and they genuinely feel like they've made a huge mistake, but it turns out it's just because they were forcing it. They kept trying to have angry, aggressive sex when they both actually needed something a bit slower, a bit gentler and more attentive. They lie there afterwards just holding each other, and Jamie maybe cries a bit but they don't talk about that.

Dope Things To Watch This Pride Month (1/∞)

Sense8 scifi; psychic connection; polyamory; w/w; m/m; trans woman character

Based on Loghain’s armor here and Anora’s dress with the ferelden sigil on the chest