Despite everything

"Oh, poor grandpa" (slutty voice right before ruining him)

"Let me help you with your bad back" (I just end up squeezing his booty)

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

fake dating to lovers is nice but married for non-romantic reasons to lovers is next fucking level

you can evade those taxes but you can't evade your feelings

maekar lost his baddie wife dyanna and then everything went downhill from there. i think he deserves to be loved on by a giant, golden retriever hedge knight.