Filled with so much regret...

underrated friendship stage is the "testing the waters to see how much of a freak you are" stage. let me microdose being feral to see how you react. i have one large eye on you at all times waiting for you to give me Secret Permission to be a pervert or a weirdo. when will the shameless whore dam break. The Freak Rituals are sacred and time honoured and their importance cannot be overstated

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

I won't lie to you I AM a little fond of those "mortal au poseidon is a millionaire and finds out about percy and takes custody of him" fics but they're always like sally was murdered by gabe or died in an accident or something equally sad. I want one that still keeps the base plot of the lightning thief. just imagine how hilarious it would be if random rich guy poseidon turns on his tv one day and sees that 1) the woman he cheated on his wife with is missing in a mysterious car explosion and 2) her 12 year old who is being labeled a domestic terrorist looks exactly like him. the olympian family pr firm is going fucking CRAZY.

imagine. your wife and kids are finding out you had an affair from CNN. your ex's husband is on fox news trashing a 12 year old you just found out about and saying the 'evil' in him must've come from your side of the family. the 12 year old in question has just blown up a national monument. hera is threatening you at knife point in the emergency family meeting. you are begging your arch nemesis athena to defend this random 12 year old in court and she's refusing until she sees news footage of HER 12 year old daughter at the crime scene and frantically calls her baby daddy. conservatives that were already big mad about a powerful and rich family from another country being so entwined in american politics are having a fucking field day. you just wanted to run your silly little marine life passion project in peace.

apollo is live streaming the emergency family meeting and it's only fueling the media storm,

when percy's giving his 'here's gabe's phone number' interview at the end the reporter follows up with 'do you think your olympian family has done enough to protect you in this ordeal? why would they not publicly defend you and state your innocence? how close are you to your father?' and poor percy is just like. .what.

Then I guess we'll just have to Blaze it the old fashioned way, eh?

Boosting signal. AGAIN.

Until people started drawing him with his hair down, I didn’t get the Tamsy appeal. I now see the vision. Welcome to my love, blonde boy number eight❤️

The Epstein stuff is only mind blowing if u forgot what this country did to the Africans they enslaved and wore their flesh as wallets and carried them around in their coat pockets and sat their sons and daughters down for dinner on chairs stuffed with black hair. After culling the land of 10s of millions of natives like when I talk about this world just being a sick cold deplorable wasteland of treacherous beasts and monsters I’m being “negative” or I’m “depressed” oh okay …..

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

everyone quit reblogging with "investing" and "making this blow up". that only happens to blogs that are already big. my posts sit squarely at 2 notes apiece and so it shall remain