Sing Sing Scrub House

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

me after hanging out with a beloved friend: actually life is beautiful and we have so much time and everything is going to work out

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

can i be honest for a sec. if you see one of those things where they draw male comic book characters in female characters’ poses or use female video game characters’ animations with male models or whatever and your response is “haha yay i love it when men are sluts” you should strongly consider shutting up forever.

seeing a certain post go around again. i don’t know how to tell you guys this but the reason it’s funny to watch ganon run around like zelda is because the edit exposes the inherent lack of dignity in that kind of hyperfemininity. the humor comes from the juxtaposition between a “strong” and “serious” character and the visual signifiers of womanhood. they were crucifying anita sarkeesian in the mainstream for this surface level feminist analysis over a decade ago.

me talking about kamen rider to anyone i know irl

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household