Im Zef hi!!

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Bowser now is gonna have an excuse each time to pick up Luigi. XD

pls stop calling your art “slop” its just another way of saying its “cringe” and look. I understand being young and feeling self conscious about your artwork, but your drawing of a kids next door au for an obscure plants vs zombies character that’s basically your own oc at this point wearing an outfit you wish you owned is so unique and so you and therefore so human. Dont you dare conflate it with slop and dont you dare stop making your art

(to someone on the bus who i've never met before but seems kinda shy) well, well, well. why the FUCK are you showing your face here again? (i look furious for a second, and then start beaming and punch them on the arm) ahhhhh, just MESSING WITH YA!!! HAHAHA! THAT'S MY GUY!!! Seriously, though, what business do you have coming back to this town, you lying freak? i TOLD you what'd happen the next time i saw you. a BIG HUG!!!! YAY!!! (i do not hug them) now, are you buying or selling? buying or selling, bud? we've got like ten seconds here. are you buying or selling???? no you can't say neither we've gotta move a lot of cargo here before we get married

Op id start sobbing.

(to someone on the bus who's crying because of me) oh, boo hoo! boo hoo hoo! booooo hoooo! (i am actually crying now) waaaaaAAAAUGH! sorry. i thought i heard a Ghost Owl. (hunching over. i look like i've aged 20 years) ffffOUL BEASTIES! those phantasmic birds.... WRRETCHED CREATURES! of course, you'd know plenty about that, wouldn't you...? (staring, suddenly worried) wouldn't you? oh, g-d, i hope you remember... please, try to remember.... remem-ber!! (standing up) the twen-ty-first night, of sep-tem-ber!! (i do not say the melody. it's more staccato) (abruptly, i sit back down and take off my glasses) oh, goodness, excuse me... i thought you were someone else! but really, we're all "someone else," aren't we? ha! you and i are going to be great friends, i can tell. just like last loop! just like last loop. (tapping my watch) anyway, everything's about to reset, so if you want to confess...! (leaning in for a kiss) oh-ho! what do we have here? (pulling a quarter out of their ear) a single perfect penny... what a specimen! they don't make these anymore, you know. (i sound extremely distraught and stare at it, before holding it out) here. something... to remember me by. (i exit the train. when they look at the coin in their hand, it's actually a penny)

this month’s commissions r open! ^__^ 🪿