script-doodles

imagine writing an album about a girl who rescues a fawn, discovers that it’s a shapeshifter, makes love to him, gets kidnapped by a guy who murdered his 3 kids, her lover’s mother helps the guy escape over a river, the lover offers his life in exchange for passage across the river after them, the ghosts of the guy’s children show up and kill him, and the two get married as they drown in the river and critics rate it 5/10 because the characters are “underdeveloped”

The Hazards of Love is Romeo and Juliet for weird people

somehow they made a Shakespeare story even more Theater Kid

Is it just me or is anyone else in this forest made of bones of the branches the boughs and the brow beating light while my feet are the trunks and head is the canopy high? No? Just me?

So there’s this podcast about kids on giant birds delivering mail based on this other podcast based on this board game based on this album based on this old folk song and if you see this you should really go listen to all of them now

There's a board game based on HoL?

I have no clue why this is a search result for 'Hazards of Love' but the art goes too hard not to rb

Margaret Riversdaughter your weird girl swag is everything to me

Why is there never a good time to karaoke all of The Hazards of Love?

not to be hazards of love posting on main again but. by god

have you guys seen the zesty b1 battledroid....

every farming game is either called sunshine ranch and it's about a guy with a lot of free time and a concept of a farm that's more akin to a petting zoo or it's called mass industrial agriculture farming tycoon simulator and it's basically a spreadsheet where you get to drive a tractor and look at pngs of a corn monoculture

tumblr mutuals love getting into the most random esoteric media possible and talking about it in modern fandom parlance they’ll be like “omg guys i’m so obsessed with dagny her relationship with hildr is so doomed yuri ugh they would do numbers on here” then you look it up and they’re talking about an obscure scandinavian folktale that’s only available in the original old norwegian

tumblr mutuals will be casually watching shit the sleuths on r/lostmedia have been trying to track down for years