the red that is

Tony Soprano personally doing a “hear me out” to Dr. Melfi like yeah ok valid

Today I learned the hard way not to be impatient and put the pizza in while it’s preheating sorry burned spot on the crust my bad I learned by googling a few minutes after I did it, I’ve made frozen pizza before

got to the third track of the new Punch Brothers album (out next month, but they had CDs at the concert a friend went to) and it took me that long to go "oh, the album title is called The Unsung Adventures of Punch Brothers because there's no singing."

I am not Barbra Streisand, if the parade is being rained on, I am not going

forgot how humiliating putting required references on job applications is, the only ones I have are over five years old, and one of them is my old boss who fired me.

Please stop playing snow patrol love island I like them and the only somewhat thematic use for them was ONE COUPLE I started booing when they pulled chasing cars

Yelled NOOOO at my screen, Kayda if not for yet another contestant racism scandal he would have NOT have stayed loyal

Casa Amor did make Love Island appointment viewing again, good job production