remember and resent

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

when i get too warm i turn into like, a zoo animal. i was raised in captivity i don't understand basic concepts i'm too lazy to move i'm scared of people and i can't fuck. i'm a zoo panda

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now

dan ticktum should kill himself

Every version of you was necessary. Even the ones you’re ashamed of.

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

my apologies to ppl who followed me for anything