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Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant
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I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks
Just don't fly too close to the sun.
Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant
he understands the website your honour

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My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes
sitting down with your friend group to play a new run of multiplayer heavily modded skyrim and running the file very_modded_skyrim.exe, a file that does not, at any point, refer to any assets or code bundled with the original skyrim, while continuing to insist that you're playing skyrim and getting super defensive any time someone says skyrim isn't a multiplayer freeform mech anime roleplaying game
(this is a post about dungeons and dragons 5th edition)
Got so excited for the new skyrim multiplayer mod...
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
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jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
As an organ transplant recipient, I want you to be ashamed of yourself. Jokes like that contribute to other people choosing not to register as organ donors and are the reason I had friends die on the transplant waiting list.
I’m willing to accept “making light of survival cannibalism is in poor taste and organ donation can be a delicate subject” if you are willing to accept “people who decide not to become life-saving organ donors because they saw a random jackass make bad joke on the internet once probably weren’t all that dedicated to begin with”.
I’m sincerely sorry for your losses but my 5k< note post about “survival cannibalism permission card sounds like donor card platinum” was not a contributing factor

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My cow had a baby IF YOU CARE!!!!
Lets glare at the intruder with Mama
call me a wish mouse the way she [remembers wish mice are creatures from a particularly gruesome dream my friend had several years ago and are not recognizable figures to anyone else] whatever
"No, you don't understand, you can't just disagree with the objective truth" ugh do you hear yourself? 🙄 Like when you talk? 🙄🙄 Because I can understand the words coming out of your mouth just fine. You are the one who doesn't understand: I can understand what you're saying and still disagree with what you said. But ofc your tiny mind can't understand that different people might have different world views than you and that doesn't mean they're objectively wrong. Just because your parents convinced you that you'll die if you ever try this doesn't mean that I will. Watch me.
[sticks my entire hand elbow-deep into red-hot lava, instantly incinerating it]
ooo…. lady gagita
out: Cassandra of Troy speaking in mysterious metaphors and oracle verse
in: Cassandra of Troy talking like uncle Colm from Derry girls so she’s so boring that nobody takes anything in
im sobbing op

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
can people stop saying insane things on this post
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thinking about how when you experience a lot of shame in your formative years (indirectly, directly, as abuse or just as an extant part of your environment) it becomes really difficult to be perceived by other people in general. the mere concept of someone watching me do anything, whether it's a totally normal activity or something unfamiliar of embarrassing, whether I'm working in an excel spreadsheet or being horny on main, it just makes my skin crawl and my brain turn to static because I cannot convince myself that it's okay to be seen and experienced. because to exist is to be ashamed and embarrassed of myself, whether I'm failing at something or not, because my instinctive reaction to anyone commenting on ANYTHING I'm doing is to crawl into a hole and die. it's such a bizarre and dehumanizing feeling to just not be able to exist without constantly thinking about how you are being Perceived. ceaseless watcher give me a god damn break.
sorry to put your tags on blast on this insane breach containment post I have since muted, but you're right and you should say it.
It is defeatable. Go for the throat.

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"very guilty and problematic client" holy copaganda batman
let’s start parsing who does and doesn’t deserve representation and assign moral weight to agreeing to protect their rights I don’t see how this could possibly go wrong
The purpose of a defence attorney is to make sure the police have done their job. The prosecution says "they did the thing" and the defence says "well can you prove it?" and if they can't, the defendant goes free because the prosecution fucked up.
All they have to do is their job. As long as they don't fuck up doing ther job, the guilty will go to prison. The reason the guilty go free so often is because the police are constantly fucking up and not doing their damn job.
It's very telling that these people can't really conceive of a situation where they might be wrongfully arrested for something and labeled "very problematic and guilty" and may, in fact, need exactly the kind of legal representation that they're side-eyeing. Even in the realm of thought experiments there are the categorically ""problematic"" and they can't even imagine a world where they could ever be lumped in with them, even wrongfully, because surely people would OBVIOUSLY know they're innocent, surely this only happens to Others
#even if the client is totally guilty#the defense attorney's job is still to make sure they're treated fairly#even guilty people should not be abused by the system because no one wanted to speak up for them#once again as soon as we decide some people don't deserve rights#we're on a fast track to no one has rights
This is all relevant to public defenders and not the private firms this post was about. The job of a public defender is to make sure there is due process and that all you rights are met. Sadly, private defenders dont see that as their job and will also (especially if they are very expensive) try to find every loophole in the book (including retraumatizing victims on the stand) to break the prosecuters case. Thats why poor people get public defenders and rich people get private ones.
Source - i worked in a public defenders office for 2 years during my law school education, they are public servants and stick to the letter of the law
“National teacher shortage” is a fun way of saying that the USA has made a passion driven job so ungodly inhospitable that even people who “just care about teaching, not the money” don’t even care about teaching anymore.
you mean i could make less at school than at mcdonalds while working 60+ hours a werk and being expected to take a bullet any minute and contracting every disease ever and still not be able to cover my bills june-september while parents and politicians blame me for why their kids are gay
As my father in law once said:" i could have done it if the pay was terrible but sadly it's even worse than that"