mutation, feels alright!

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are all sooo poorrrr and stupid. They are stupid because they are poorrrr, racism would never exist in my suburban area

Popular leftist voice: these right wingers must have brain damage. They must be bigots because they are literally reta suffering from blsck mold, or brain damage.

(popular leftist voice) you can tell this person is a Bad Person because they're fat and ugly, two traits which as we all know are inextricably linked to amorality

When you remove the evidence from "evidence-based," what are you left with? That's right: BASED. So you all can shut up with your cringe "data" and your loser "scientific method"

a child who is persistently alone & does not want to be alone does not learn that they on occasion have time to themselves during which they can do whatever they want, they learn that occasionally they will have time to themselves throughout which they will do nothing except exactly what they do not want to do - something that is synonymous with that duration of time. if they were being made to do some or other unpleasant thing, like hold their hand on a hot stove, that would not be synonymous with the duration of time, it would be something occupying that duration of time. when they are made ito be alone, the fact that they are alive & conscious is felt as a profound lack rather than the fundamental opportunity atop which all other opportunities are built, & the passage of time becomes something to be endured because it continually implies their continued existence & awareness. life for them then becomes organized not around exploration nor seeking enjoyment or fulfillment, but around strategies for continually enduring the fact that they exist

if both teams in the final failed to beat you in 90min you should be crowned the honorary world cup champion. congratulations cabo verde 🥳

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

that feeling when you're going through a security checkpoint and you remember that you forgot to leave the potentially limitless capacity for harm inside you at home 😂😂

went to a hang out and not only was it luke warm at best, i was probably the most obviously depressed and useless loser there, fuck my life

yeah my hobbies ughh ehh reading books and watching stuff haha yeah sorry i spend most if my time at work and when im not there I barely have the energy to eat lol ... yeah haven't travelled anywhere for fun sorry i am lowk softlocked in this country haha... and besides i dont have the money for that anyway lol

i need to kill myself like for real this time this is humiliating

went to a hang out and not only was it luke warm at best, i was probably the most obviously depressed and useless loser there, fuck my life

yeah my hobbies ughh ehh reading books and watching stuff haha yeah sorry i spend most if my time at work and when im not there I barely have the energy to eat lol ... yeah haven't travelled anywhere for fun sorry i am lowk softlocked in this country haha... and besides i dont have the money for that anyway lol