Me whenever I see a picture of Moomin or Snufkin even though I know jackshit about the characters

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Me whenever I see a picture of Moomin or Snufkin even though I know jackshit about the characters

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me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack
jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread
Did it the lazy easy way:ย
It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: โdonโt put longer than 30 minutesโ effort into a fetish jokeโ. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.
FETISH?????????
god i wish i were you
Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokรฉmon?
Iโm so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but itโs the bread
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD
natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i canโt describe itโฆ.. itโs not exactly evil but itโs not warm eitherโฆ. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but she wouldnโt bc itโs undignifiedย
Wanna know why?
โOscar-winning actress Natalie Portman told the crowd at Saturdayโs Womenโs March in downtown Los Angeles that she experienced what she calls โsexual terrorismโ as a 13-year-old after the release of the film The Professional.
Portman described her pride and excitement in releasing the film, only to encounter sexually explicit messages both directed toward her and made about her.
โI excitedly opened my first fan mail to read a rape fantasy that a man had written me,โ she recalled. โA countdown was started on my local radio show to my 18th birthday, euphemistically the date that I would be legal to sleep with. Movie reviewers talked about my budding breasts in reviews.โ
The experience, she said, changed the way she expressed herself publicly, in order to limit the ways she could be objectified by others.
โI understood very quickly, even as a 13-year-old, that if I were to express myself sexually, I would feel unsafe,โ she said. โAnd that men would feel entitled to discuss and objectify my body to my great discomfort. So I quickly adjusted my behavior. I rejected any role that even had a kissing scene and talked about that choice deliberately in interviews. I emphasized how bookish I was and how serious I was. And I cultivated an elegant way of dressing. I built a reputation for basically being prudish, conservative, nerdy, serious, in an attempt to feel that my body was safe and that my voice would be listened to.โ
Video of the speech here:ย https://www.vox.com/2018/1/21/16917130/natalie-portman-womens-march
I support Natalie Portman unhinging her jaw and dragging every last man who made her feel this way into the deep like a kraken.
Baby-Doll Batman: The Animated Series
This is one criminally underrated Batman villain.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH SHE WAS MY FAVORITE BATMAN VILLAIN
Her physical condition didnโt allow her to age
No one took her seriously as an actress
And even when she was trying to get into a happy romantic relationship (albeit with another villain) he still couldnโt take her seriously as a consenting, sexually active and romantically interested adult
Thatโs a lot of blows to someoneโs psycheย
and Babydoll is both a sympathetic villain and a formidable one
I remember this episode fucked me up a a kid.ย
And man, do I wish we could see this Batman again: the Batman that consoles his villains, because the majority (if not all) of them are mentally ill people. And Batman knows this and wants them healthy again, not punished and GOD definitely not dead.
Baby Doll is so underrated as a Batman villainย
but her episode was perfectย
Batman: The Animated Series The story of one fucked up, traumatized little boy, doing his best to help other fucked up traumatized people.
#this show is the only batcanon that matters to me #dc can burn everything else down but theyโll never pry the dcau from cold dead clawed hands
The Batman that cares about the inmates is my favorite. He doesnโt put up with their shit, but he does try to reach out here and there and heโs as human as he can be to them.
When Harley was re-institutionalized, he got her that dress she wanted.
In the comics based on B:tAS, there was a time during Christmas that there was snow and it was Mr. Freezeโs fault, and he was making it snow because Christmas was his anniversary with Nora and she LOVED it when it snowed on Christmas, so Batman let him finish mourning before calmly taking him back to Arkham.
He never, ever gives up on Harvey possibly recovering.
Sure, Batman is going to throw punches and do what it takes to take these guys down when theyโre hurting or threatening people. And heโs not going be a complete bleeding heart; he has to protect the innocent. Heโs going to take them down and take them back to Arkham, but it doesnโt mean heโs incapable of being a bit human to the ones who deserve it.
Batman needs become human again
Because it needs to be here:
Remember that time a young girl with near god-like psychic powers threatened to destroy reality and the only one that could stop her was Batman because he had a previous encounter with her and was tasked with killing her to restore reality.
But instead, Batman sat with her on a swing and kept her company as the girlโs psychic powers slowly killed her.
No?
Batman is more wholesome than most care to admit.

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Nobody:
Dante:
the poet? from 13th century italy?
Thatโs his signature move Inferno!
me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy iโm sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed
who remembers this relic
Worlds largest single firework shell
Thatโs not that bi-hoLY SHIT

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Amber Heard as Mera in Aquaman (2018) dir. James Wan.
Unpopular opinion: straight people using โpartnerโ to refer to their SO actually helps normalize the term so that lgbt folx can use it without automatically outing themselves to strangers. It also helps other straight ppl get comfortable with the fact that strangers arenโt entitled to information about other peopleโs gender or sexuality.
Give op their hard-earned notes
Tbh I hear โpartnerโ and assume gay, I didnโt know straights used it. Very fair point, OP
I hear โpartnerโ and think โgayโ too. A girl at work used it for months and I just went with it. When she would say โheโ I even thought maybe he was trans*. Anyways, someone using partner makes me more comfortable and I came out to her. She was just an intelligent straight girl that liked the term and was knowledgeable in human sexuality so definitely someone I should have felt comfortable coming out too. Itโs a good sign of a straight person uses it IMO.
As a mental health clinician, this is actually my blanket term when discussing any romantic relationship. I agree it normalizes it, but I also think itโs a relatively safe term to use to describe most romantic relationships without making any assumptions about the personโs orientation or identity. I also use the word โpartneredโ when describing a monogamous relationship status.
The termย โpartnerโ also removes the implied hierarchy of boyfriend/girlfriend vs husband/wife. This is relevant both to non-monogamous people, and unmarried individuals for whom the importance of their relationship isnโt dictated by its legal status.ย
also you can make cowboy jokes
and detective jokes
Plot twist: A fat protagonist has a compelling arc and stays fat the whole time, because using weightloss to signify personal growth is fucked up and also lazy writing.
and she used her white privilege to propel the integration movement and stood up against the active and overt racism in her town. ya go tracy!!!
A true queen

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๐๐๐ merry christmas! ๐๐๐
Just remember, these are elected officials and our tax dollars are being used for this.
This is what its like serving people. People want straight answers to questions they fundamentally donโt understand. They donโt even understand the language you use. There is a very definite answer to whatย โwifiโ is, but a lot of oldies have their own understanding which is seperate from fact, but they believe to be fact. So when you try to explain it to them it gets to a point where they not only donโt understand it, but they donโt want to understand it.ย
These people here, its not that they donโt understand the tech at hand. Its that they simply donโt want to. And so they never will.ย