Scotty-1609

Bucky, talking to Shuri: Listen up teens, there’s nothin’ meme about smoking cigarettes. It’s not ‘Netflix and chill’ to do a drug. Fidget spin yourself into church.

Natasha angrily eating a peanut butter sandwich while crying is a mood. Like I’m pretty sure I’ve done that before.

i just liked watching the 2012 avengers be absolute disasters like…clint and natasha casually are getting drinks together which is the most normal thing, steve is the only loser going down to the streets to sweep them (which loki rightfully makes fun of his stick-in-the-ass personality), tony’s wearing axe bodyspray and telling off higher authorities like a drama queen (“GET YOUR H A N D S OFF ME-”), the hulk is punching elevators and complaining about stairs and then flips out in the lobby about said-stairs, and then thor is utilizing his hammer as an AED having no idea it would work which is now canon from fanfic this is unbelievable

why is james bond’s most famous line “bond. james bond.” he’s a fucking spy

is batman’s most famous line “i’m bruce wayne”? no it’s fucking “i’m batman” bc he understands the basic concept of the word secret. fuck.