I want cupcakes. Always.

That's because this is Silmarillion

people with dietary restrictions should be given 500 dollars a day in financial compensation. Per Restriction

star trek heritage post (February 18th, 2014)

(chuckle)

Reading about how likeable of a person DeForest Kelley was on set and in person compared to Shatner and even Nimoy makes me a little emotional. Learning he was married to one woman his entire life and how Chapel's actress said they were the most loving couple ever makes me even more emo. I'm glad he's my favourite.

the wrath of khan is like really insane bc khan is like ‘im going to make kirk suffer the way i suffered when my wife died’ and then he kills spock

The idea that only women can give birth is a misconception. Men can give birth too and that's a mrconception

sisko loving baseball is literally so weird. like imagine your boss was obsessed with like jousting or something. he talks about jousting all the time, when you go into his office he picks up his jousting stick and just kind of holds it while he talks to you, and then as you get to know him he starts inviting you and your coworkers to go watch simulated jousting videos with him. then one day his bitchy rival from college shows up and reveals that he not only learned jousting, but taught it to his employees. like he did this JUST to torment your boss, despite the fact they havent seen each other in YEARS. so your boss challenges the bitch to a jousting tournament and he just??? signs you up??? so you learn how to joust, you joust against the bitch rival and his employees, and then you lose

Sephora has a lotion that attracts horny spiders out right now isnt life interesting

The US constitution is so shitty and old that we've ended up trapped in a system where our rights are in the hands of some superstitious spirit mediums who, with a straight face, will make the claim they can communicate the Intent of the long dead slave-owning nobility.