Elliot

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

girl what is your fucking problem

Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true

Oh look, it’s entirely possible for a cisgender comedian to crack jokes about transgender people without being transphobic.

Internet hugs for anyone else out there dealing with burn out or other mental and/or physical issues that make it hard to interact right now

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

I actually have six parents and three moms total but they're all straight as far as I'm aware

Polyamorous parents or divorce?

Turbo divorce

What the heck is a turbo divorce?

It's when you end up with six parents

Happy Pride