All the world's a stage

The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

Dune

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op paid about $215 for blue check marks on this website

show some fucking respect thats the guy who invented nyan cat

*covered in blood* i will.... *trembling* CHOOSE TO BE KIND... *in pain* i will be... NICE to others... *wanting to kill* i will see good in EVERYONE *yelding a knife* i will NOT be like those who hurt me... *screaming* i will be BETTER than who i was...

No offense but where are the male porn bots

..and where are all the gods?

where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

Isn’t there a white guy to clutter up my feed?

Late at night I scroll and I block and I dream of what I need

I need a manwhore! 💥💥💥💥

Can someone PLEASE answer my question

I do think the majority of us should strangle the shame that lives inside of us like wringing water from the rag until we are soft and dry and weightless

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

im a little bit like if you made a girl out of boyfriend material. But you did it wrong

There is nothing that takes the teeth out of existential dread and despair like experiencing unprompted and unexpected camaraderie with strangers

I used to pretend to be these guys, I thought they were so cool (cis man here)

Now THIS is allyship

Logging onto here is like walking through a bead curtain

what makes this even funnier to me is that it's a Skyline GT-R, a car that was only made for the Japanese market, meaning it's right hand drive. which means that if you wanted to go through a drive thru that's made for left hand drive cars, you would have to go in reverse in order to be on the side with the drive thru window

Lin-Manuel Miranda is not untalented but he shouldn't be making billion dollar disney movies or whatever. This guy should be in a garage making deeply earnest but unpolished rap opera concept albums and posting them online for a niche fanbase of no more than 100,000 too-online theatre nerds. Hiring him to make forgettable paint-by-numbers radio friendly disney princess pop is trying to raise devil's pupfish in captivity. You have to stop giving him money and let him go make cringe in his natural habitat or you're never going to get anything good.

lets out a single pitious whimper but doesn't elaborate