Professional Bitch

the thing about nonfiction is you come out of it with several more books to put on your to be read list and it's only gonna branch out from there so really the only solution is to read every book in human history starting at the beginning

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

ohh i have plany off seam allowance.,,

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

there are three types of thinking: 1. rational 2. irrational 3. horational, when you kinda see ghosts, but also your closest friend is going slightly mad, so you have to be the sensible and mentally stable one in your duo

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

you're stuck in second person but you actually kinda like it here

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience