on the moon

okay. how do I put this. if you approach interactions with strangers as if the vast majority of them are unbearable losers who aren't worth your time, you will find yourself not liking most of the people you meet because you'll be looking for any excuse to write them off as unbearable losers. I know this is hard to hear but sometimes the problem is you.

what did they do

What they had to do.

childhood friends to complete strangers

hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.

Being horny is very hard when youre stressed and exhausted and overworked. Nevertheless, I am an overachiever

people in the emo scene who are like heavy body shamers are so stupid. what do you mean "nobody wants to see a fat ass in fishnets." everyone wants to see that. I want to see that. what are you talking about. you're stupid

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

Jolene

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

i just don't believe any good can come from the federal government or school system interfering in what should ultimately be a parent's decision whether to sell their child to one direction

you know what? fuck it *reads the fanfic I spent hours writing for my own enjoyment*

if you’re not rereading your own 3yo one-shots every once in a while so you can shake your head at the ao3 tab and mutter god i’m fucking funny then what are we even doing all this work for?